Chocolate Funder

Today The Bulls signed Lawrence Funderburke & moved Eddy Curry to the injured list, Putting there playoff roster at 12

Now its true, He may not be the savior the Bulls are looking for after losing Curry for the playoffs, & there's a good chance we may not see him leave the bench, But what we have to ask ourselves is: What if?

What if the Bulls strugle early to Washington and in desperation Skiles shouts "Funderburke your in for Davis" And the more Hinrich feeds him the Ball, The more Funderburke scores in the post leading the Bulls to a first round playoff win.

And what if in the second round, the Bulls are just unable to control Shaq inside, But this time Funderburke the offensive powerhouse, turns into Funderburke the Shaq stopper, And the Big Desial is unable to score, or rebound, and the Bulls move on to the Eastern Conference Finals.

Against the Pistons the Bulls may need Funderburke to be more then just a one demenial player, So he plays amaizing D, shuttind down Sheed completly, and scoring at will against Big Ben. And after hoisting him n there shoulders the Bulls move on to the Finals.

And imagine if you will the Bulls led by Funderburke meet the Spurs in the finals, And manage to tie up the series at three games each, And they head back to San Antiono. Down by 20 at the half Funderburke gives a emotional half time speach, And comes out and playes like a man possessed, and with seconds left on the clock, Funderburke hits the three putting the Bulls up by 2 and giving them the win.

And after that he will earn the Finals MVP, and the NBA will be looking for a nickname to market this new league superstar, and in there search they stumble along this site and read the name "Chocolate Funder" They fall in love, pay me a huge sum of money, And I live happly ever after.

So you may be wondering why I would bother posting a small story about the Bulls signing Lawrence Funderburke, a player who hasent played in nearly two years. And to you i will simply answer... "What if?"